I accidentally lost my stub at the gym yesterday. I noticed it when I was doing warm ups. So I asked the PT near me to check out my mat, phone and towel. He said sure. So I kept looking and looking, asking and asking… no one seemed to see it. I went back to my mat. The guy… or yes, he’s probably gay asked me “Is everything now fine?” actually, it’s freaking annoying. His tone was different and never was like concerned. I pulled my mat and went off to find my stub. I walked through the directions I went to…freak, I still couldn’t see. Until I saw it under one of the rowers. I went to the locker room to calm myself… I still couldn’t forget Mr. Piggy Gay’s voice (till now).

I decided to go back and finish doing my warm up but heck, there was no place for me. Full. So I checked the time… time for treadmill so I did. =/

That Mr. Piggy Gay must die.